Terrible. Offensive. Challenges the average audiences' intelligence.
Storyline was all over the damn place, Megan Fox is NOT that beautiful and is extremely annoying (Thats right you horny teenagers. I said it!) The focus from character to character was close to none, besides Sam of course. Optimus, who COULD NOT beat Megatron in the first Transformers can now fight off, in my opinion, three of the best Decepticons made at the SAME TIME like some dumbass but highly entertaining off-dubbed samurai film; Megatron, Star Scream, and Blackout.
And dont even get me started the two most offensive autobots in the entire movie. Tom Kenny (The voice of Spongebob) plays one of them, and if you listen REALL close, especially when he says "Of course it hurt. That was an ass whoopin'" you can picture Spongebob saying that OK ok, i understand. SOME black people sound like that. Big deal. But DUDE that went overboard. lmao ESPECIALLY with the "Naw DAWG! We dont do any reading" crap. lmao i admit, i laughed my ass off. It's just the fact the directiors and film producers pretty much kidnapped some wanna be old time gangster negro and tried to clone him. the only thing they forgot was some sort of metallic chicken or watermelon. THAT would've been like sugar on top of the cherry
The actors in general were eh....except for Shia. he's pretty much does a decent job in almost everything he does. But there were too many unnecessary hump jokes and immature puns, such as that HUGE ASS Decepticon made of construction equipment....but the two iron balls just HAD to be its testicles, and they HAD to give you an up close and personal look at em. oh yeah....hilarious....
TOO much slow motion, I DONT want to see a close up of Megan Fox's lips, WHICH BY THE WAY, her LIPGLOSS is ALWAYS perfect, even when her and Sam jump through a cloud of debris when a decepticon tries to shoot them. >< SAM is covered in dirt and blood, and SHE HAS NOTHING ON HER! ><
Speakin of HER...did anyone else besides me think miss Terminator decepticon blonde bitch was SO out of place? It didnt work....at all....even the set up was wrong. The idea was to capture Sam and get him to Megatron, to get the shit out of his head, and kill him. Since WHEN do they get horny?!
ALL That being said, the movie is targeted towards an audience that doesn't like to think when watching a movie, and towards young teenagers who still think the dumbest shit like humping, farting, man nuts and sex is funny.
The movie sucked in general, but the fight scenes were pretty awesome i have to admit, if you knew what was going on >< there IS such a thing as too much detail...
I got so much more to say on this movie, but i wont, since i know some havent seen it yet.
Im sorry, im just too intelligent for crap movies like that. but it could be worse.....M. Night Shaylaman couldve made it.....hes makin an Avatar movie btw LMAO